They said it couldn鈥檛 be done. They said that 2009?s Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel was such an indisputable masterwork that it could never be topped. But Authentic Mariano Diaz Jersey , thanks to a combination of back-breaking effort and superhuman intellect, lightning is about to strike twice. This winter sees the release of Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked. It promises to be everything that Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel was, but on a boat. Gird yourselves for the trailer analysis:
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As previously mentioned, Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked is set on a boat, thus implying that all further Alvin and the Chipmunks movies will be based around things that contain a pun on one or more aspects of the word 鈥渃hipmunk鈥? For instance Authentic Nacho Jersey , Alvin and the Chipmunks 4 will almost definitely be called Chiplash, and will deal with Theodore鈥檚 adventures in a small claims compensation trial following a minor motoring accident. Alvin and the Chipmunks 5 will be called Chips Don鈥檛 Lie, detailing their time spent as Shakira鈥檚 backing band. Films six, seven and eight: The Girl From Chipanema, We Got The Munk and Honey I Munk The Chips Authentic Raphael Varane Jersey , which are all fairly self-explanatory.
Anyway 鈥?back to the film. Hopefully this will be a peaceful, event-free cruise for everyone involved, right?
Uh-OH! Not if THAT wise-guy smirk is anything to go by! It looks as if Alvin has his mind set on all SORTS of crazy high jinks! This is going to be a RIOT!
Here鈥檚 Alvin standing at the front of the boat like Leonardo DiCaprio, screaming 鈥淚鈥檓 the king of the world!鈥?See? This is fun. Referencing films that are five years older than the target demographic of your film is fun.
Oh NO! Now, for reasons that aren鈥檛 immediately clear Authentic Dani Carvajal Jersey , Alvin has decided to cover the deck of the cruise ship with oil. It seems like the sort of thing that would inevitably cause a horrible accident later on down the line, but Alvin is a responsible young thing. I鈥檓 certain he鈥檒l be sure to 鈥?p>
WHOOPS! TOO LATE! The oil has made Jason Lee slip over. He鈥檚 probably really angry now. He鈥檒l probably shout the word 鈥淎lvin鈥?as loudly as he can in a minute.
Yep. Just look at how angrily he鈥檚 shouting the word 鈥淎lvin鈥? The Chipettes have their fingers in their ears. The little girl in the green T-shirt has her fingers in her ears. The guy in the sunglasses has 鈥?well, actually he just looks quite happy to be on a boat at all, but his fingers are in his ears anyway. Either Jason Lee is shouting really loudly or they鈥檙e all trying to block out the voices in their heads that are berating them for accepting work on the second sequel to an animated film about farting rodents.
And here鈥檚 the title screen, with all three of our heroes present and correct. There鈥檚 Theodore Authentic Keylor Navas Jersey , who鈥檚 cruelly been pushed to the back because he鈥檚 the fat one. There鈥檚 Simon, who鈥檚 done up like a kind of vacationing serial killer. And then there鈥檚 Alvin, wearing the wraparound sunglasses and crooked baseball cap of the man from down your road who breeds rottweilers and sits outside his front door drinking cans of Fosters all day while swearing at his equally terrifying but quite sad-looking wife. This film is going to be AMAZING.
The trailer ends with a man intoning the word 鈥淐hristmas鈥? This is either because Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked is released at Christmas, or because the trailer was so abjectly soul-destroying that they decided to end it with the happiest word they could think of as a kind of desperate apology to the audience. I鈥檓 pretty sure it鈥檚 the latter.
The third instalment in the Chipmunks movie franchise sees the Chipmunks and the Chipettes, along with Dave Authentic Isco Jersey , going on a cruise. It鈥檚 a little break before performing at the International Music Awards. Of course, trouble brews when Alvin goes overboard (in the widest sense of the word) with one of his pranks. As the title suggests, they find themselves lost on an island, but not everything is as it seems.
The movie is a little short on plot: In a nutshell, how they get off the island and learn some important lessons along the way. But then again Authentic Gareth Bale Jersey , this movie wasn鈥檛 made for adults. Unlike Puss In Boots, there are no 鈥渁dult鈥?asides in this one, no snarky twists to the tale. Kids, though, will love it. The pace sags somewhat in the middle Authentic Karim Benzema Jersey , but there are just enough hi-jinks to keep them entertained. And when the finale came about, I saw several children leap off their seats with arms raised. (Although it must be said that an adult couple sitting next to me also cheered, so there.)
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Sure, other animated movies this season 鈥?from Tintin to Happy Feet 2 鈥?will vie for your dollar, but at least with Chipwrecked Authentic Toni Kroos Jersey , you know what you鈥檙e going to get. Oh, you also get to watch the new Scrat-centric Ice Age trailer as an appetiser. Opens in cinemas on Dec 15.
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